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June 22 Red CappuccetStoria bellissima
Secchioni prego astenersi
A long, long (very long) time ago there was a little girl called Cappuccet Red. One mattin, her mam dissed: "Cappuccet, take this cest to the nonn, but warning to the Lup, he is terrible and very very affamated. Torn prest, good luck and in bock of the Lup". Cappuccet, didn't comprended so much but she prended the cest and obbedied. Cammining cammining in the bosk (with the cest) she incontered the Lup: "Hi little girl, where do you go?" - Asked the Lup "I go to the Nonn with this cest, which is full of chocolate, caramels, mirtills and lampons!" - risponded Cappuccet. ".Pork the mignott" - dissed the Lup (maybe is an expression like "what a big colp of cul I had!" ), so prended one scuse and affretted himself vers the house of the Nonn. Arrived at the house of the Nonn, the Lup suoned the campanell, entred, balzed on the bed and manged the Nonn, so indossed the sottovest, the night-berret, the occhials and waited Capuccet with the cest. Cappucett was lent, lent. very lent and arrived at the house of the Nonn two hours later and entered (with the cest, of course). When she vided the Nonn (note: it was the Lup, not the Nonn!!!) chiesed: "Nonn, what a big eyes you have, do you have the congiuntivity? Do you need some colliyr?" (she was a little retarded) "Oh, no. - Dissed the Lup-Nonn - they are to see you better! "But Nonn, - insisted Cappuccet, who was a little stupid - what big orekks you have. Do you have the orekkions?" So the Lup-Nonn a little infastidited resposed: "No, my little little girl. They are to hear you better!!!" "But. But my dear Nonn. - Continued Cappuccet, dur like a block of marm - what big bock you have." And the Lup, stressed and a little incazzed, salted form the bed and urled: "It is to mang you better!!!" And manged the little girl in one boccon. Out of the house of the Nonn, there was a Cacciator of Frodo (probably a little city near the house of the Nonn): he vided all the accadut and pensed: "Puttan the govern - (a modern espression of surprise) - a Lup. His pellic costs so much! This is like a tern at the lot!" So, spinted only by the compassion of the little girl and the poor Nonn, he entered in the house, imbracced the coltell and after a little combattiment squarted the Lup's panz, stand attend not to rovin the pellic. And from the panz salted out the Nonn (still alive) and Cappuccet (still rincoglionited). The Cacciator vended the pellic of the Lup and gudagned a casin of money. The Nonn and Cappuccet divided what there was in the cest and all lived happy and content. (But maybe not the Lup.)
June 17 happy tree familyCome direbbe ale... Oh my Goodness!!!!!!!
Questi cartoni animati sn deleteri e potenzialmente incitanti alla violenza...
CIOE'
SN BELLISSIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vi prego guardatelo fino in fondo... fa morire!!!
(poco adatto ai deboli d cuore!!!)
June 09 Promemoria"He who wears his morality but as his best garment were better naked.
The wind and the sun will tear no holes in his skin.
And he who defines his conduct by ethics imprisons his song-bird in a cage.
The freest song comes not through bars and wires.
And he to whom worshipping is a window, to open
but also to shut, has not yet visited the house of his soul
whose windows are from dawn to dawn.
...
Would that I were a reed trodden under foot,
for that were better than to be a lyre of silvery strings
in a house whose lord has no fingers
and whose children are deaf".
Kahlil Gibran
June 07 ONE REPUBLIC
STOP AND STARE
This town is colder now, I think it’s sick of us Stop and stare They’re tryin to come back, all my senses push Stop and stare What u need, what u need… Stop and stare
June 01 Siamo solo noi... |
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